Difference between revisions of "David Shenosky"

Revision as of 17:38, 14 January 2008

Officer Positions

What He Has To Say

I have created a religion named Xephonism... you are welcome to join... free cookies when I get around to making them. The Pantheon I worship is as follows...

High Gods: RahXephon – Supreme god, god of time and space. Xephon – Supreme god of Mechs. Kamina Ayato – Supreme god of Mech Pilots.

Renji Murata – God of Art

Koop – God of AMVs.

Haruhi – God of Fun.

Henrietta – Goddes of Lollies.

Yagami Light – God of Death and Justice.

Annaliese Christman – Goddess of MnA

Lesser Gods: Yuki – Goddess of Knowledge.

Lavi and Clause – Goddess and God of Flight.

The Ten Commandments are as follows...

1. Thou may worship as many anime related gods as thee doth feel like.

2. Thou shall keep a shrine of thy favorite gods, including the great ones, RahXephon, and Kamina.

3. Thou must not miss-quote thy anime.

4. Thou must remember the tuning day and keep it harmonic.

5. Thou must honor thy fandom.

6. Thou shall not makith a Das Omen AMV without vampires in it.

7. Thou must hate Shinji.

8. If thou lovest it, thou must buyith its merchandise.

9. Thou shall not pretend to know more than a true fan.

10. Thou must not covet thy neighbor’s cosplay.

It is a really accepting religion... just so long as no Eva Unit or Eva Piolet are in your pantheon you can join...

What Others Say

The only thing bigger than his ego is the number of Gods in his 'religion.' Don't worry though, folks; I'm here to constantly remind him of his ego. --Andrew Richardson

Also: David is the God of Cosplay Props. He kept a scale version of the Going Merry from falling for over eight hours. That has to be some type of divine power. --Shannon Berry