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Cheez-Its are the delicious cheddar flavored baked snack cracker and at numerous times, a Minna President candidate. However, due to not paying their membership dues nor being a current student they were deemed ineligible.

If it was a student, it would probably be a Food Science student. Cuz that's biology for it.

Misc. Information about Cheez-its

Appeared in anime eyes at one point.

Has a Discord account and talks in Minna no Discord under <cheez it senpai>.

One box was under the protection of Militia no Anime during the elections speeches of the 2018-2019 election season due to threats of being eaten.

• The joke was on them. Cheez-its was empty at the time, and had moved to a different shell.

What others say

"Cheez-Its have terrible taste in anime!" -Isaac Cameron

“Dear god, it became sentient.” -Omar Rosales

"Like I’ve been saying the whole time. The shadow president is a cheezits box!" -Isaiah Chavez

"Cheez-its can't count money. They can only run for president." - Brandon Dela Cruz

Quotes

"I declare my running for office."

"I shall be running for president yet again, however, this time I shall succeed."

“Unfortunately, most of my memory was lost after the current president ate a large percentage of me after he won last year’s elections as a celebratory power move.” -2019

"I don't know how cheez it biology works, it just happened to work out that way."